We're Home

And what good news greets us at the door?

Oil prices back into record territory.
Our life savings continues to vanish.
A bank run in California.
Ninety other banks likely to fail.
Prices up.

Maybe we should have stayed in Michigan and hid out in the cabin with a pile of canned food and a shotgun.

Or maybe a killer umbrella:



I so want an umbrella I could beat the living crap out of someone with, then open it and walk away. Sweet.

And the Japanese continue to make Star Trek a reality. So it isn't all bad news.

Ye flippin' gods.