Thursday, July 24, 2008

Lost Gems

I was just digging around in the office trying to find the top of the desk that used to house the laptop (which is now in the living room connected to the TV), and I found some notes we made during our cruise/tour. These were just random off-hand comments people made in our hearing.

When we landed in JFK, there was some sort of snafu at the gate. The pilot came on the intercom; "Well folks, we've found the airport, but the airport hasn't found us."

In Europe, bottled water comes plain and fizzy. When we ordered water in the hotel restaurant in Florence, the waiter asked if we would like our water "with or without gas." Um, I'm thinking without....

Cruise comedian Al Branson: "Why did Disney build in Japan where nobody is tall enough for the rides?"

Delta: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive.

OK, those were funnier when they happened....

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