Gays and Evangelicals

What do gays and evangelicals have in common? They both act like abused women with their undying loyalty to their respective parties. They just keep believing that this time for sure, the morally defective politicians will do what they promise at election time, in spite of decades of factual evidence that gays and evangelicals are nothing more than a voting block to be pandered to every election cycle.

Pietrangelo said Obama had spent more time choosing and playing with his dog Bo than working for gay rights since taking office. "If there were millions of black people as second-class citizens, or millions of Jews or Irish, he would have acted immediately."

First, the fact that his dog gets more attention than you do should tell you something, Mr. Pietrangelo. But you and I both know that come the mid-term elections, you'll be your usual johnny-on-the-spot self, pulling the lever for the Democrats. Second, most blacks are "second-class citizens" who, just like you, keep right on voting their abusers back into office.

"Please, sir. May I have another?"