Friday, March 11, 2011

...And Stocks Go Up

Nothing seems to be able to stop the US stock market's upward trend. Not civil war in Libya, not governments toppling in Egypt and Tunisia, not $100 oil, not three years of declining home prices, not 15% real unemployment, not even and 8.9 mag earthquake in the world's third-largest economy. (More here, and video here and here.)

Remember: Markets are rational.

So, a woman walks into a courthouse with a monkey in her bra. No, that's not the start of a bad joke. A woman walked into a courthouse with a monkey in her bra. The best part, as usual, is at the very bottom of the article:

Asked who let the monkey through the metal detector, deputies quipped: “It wasn’t armed.”

And this guy makes more money than you do.

Have a nice day.

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