Check, Please

Outside of the building looks like the gas station Will Smith used in I Am Legend?
Check.
Pump malfunctions when you try to restart it after it shuts off at $75 dollars?
Check.
Pump receipt looks like it's written in the native language of the beings on Queezag?
Check.
All the employees have that slack-jawed, vacant-eyed expression that just screams, "Please put money in my tip jar so I can participate in this year's Special Olympics?
Check.
Most of the rest of the customers stocking up on Twinkies and Miller Lite look the same as the employees?
Check.
Men's restroom looks like the aftermath of gay biker gang's all-night sex party?
Check.
Toilet in men's restroom sprays your back with the water you just took a dump in when you flush?
Check.
Accosted by a filthy spic using his (probably rented) "family" as props in his panhandling scam?
Check.

Well, then you must be at Loves #215 in Gallup, New Mexico!!
Check and mate.

Actually, the trip has been relatively smooth. The only major glitch so far is that the moving van only has about a 250-mile range on $80 worth of diesel fuel and has a real hard time pulling itself up hills. We are in Joplin, MO and will hopefully be somewhere in Indiana tonight.

Well, free breakfast waits for no one.